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2012 · comedy

The Players

Directed by Emmanuelle Bercot, Fred Cavayé, Alexandre Courtes, Jean Dujardin, Michel Hazanavicius, Éric Lartigau, Gilles Lellouche1h 49m2012
ElsewhereIMDb5.39kRT30%Metacritic43
  • brisk
  • gentle
  • cold
  • intimate
Movie DNA

Neutral, kinetic, gentle comedy, grounded in texture. Ambivalent, intimate, cold, hand-scored across twelve axes of taste.

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Eight short films explore the subject of male infidelity. Serial cheaters, Fred and Greg, spend a night on the town doing what they do best, and with absolutely no regrets. The duo play various characters in assorted extracurricular situations, ranging from sexist to the darker sides of carnal desires.

Our read · The Players (2012) reads as a neutral, kinetic, grounded comedy entry — gentle in intensity, intimate in scope, cold in temperature, ambivalent in outlook. Hand-scored on twelve axes of taste — mood, pacing, weirdness, hope, stakes, humour, reality, density, warmth, auteur, intensity, and era — with a derived palette drawn from its dominant cinematography.

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You want cynical French sex-farce vignettes with post-Artist Dujardin swagger.

ends ambiguousit stays with yousteady all the waygrips by minute 5attention 3/5feels its lengthsubtitles: full
Date nightWith friendsSoloWith parentsKids around
Heads-upexplicit sexnuditycringe humiliation

Skip it tonightYou are done with men cheating played for smirking anthology comedy tonight.

DNA · twelve axes

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Each axis is hand-scored — not derived from votes or genre averages. The marker shows where this film sits; the gradient fill uses the film's own cinematography palette.

Mood · HeavyCosy
Pacing · Slow-burnKinetic
Intensity · GentleExtreme
Weirdness · ConventionalSurreal
Hope · NihilisticRedemptive
Stakes · IntimateEpic
Humour · NoneBroad
Reality · GroundedFantastical
Density · SparseTwisty
Warmth · ColdTender
Auteur · TransparentSignature
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